Dementor Attack Nottinghamshire Funeral

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CASE No.: Θ D1463 11 06 2010

DATE: 6th June, 2010

STATUS: On-Going


CROSS INDEX:

  • DMLE β.1988-26
  • DRCMC 0989-32-882367
  • DM classified

LOCATION: Ravenshead, Nottinghamshire


UNCERTAIN Number of DEMENTORS reported 04:10PM at RAVENSHEAD CEMETERY by ARI STICKS (SQUIB). ADVANCE TEAM DEPLOYED AT 04:13 PM; ARRIVED 04:16 PM.

FOUR (4) DEMENTORS CONFIRMED by ADVANCE TEAM. 25 MUGGLES present.

ADVANCE TEAM:

ADVANCE TEAM unable to contain DEMENTORS (4) and MUGGLES (24). ONE (1) DEMENTOR unaccounted for.

INTERDEPARTMENTAL DEMENTOR TASK FORCE DEPLOYED 04:24 PM; ARRIVED 04:27 PM.

IDTF:

  • BEAST DIVISION
    • Uriel Crippin
    • Pierce Partridge
  • MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT PATROL
    • Stanley Mappworthy
    • Cael Gully

MUGGLE POLICE arrived 04:40 PM. BEAST DIVISION aloft pursuing DEMENTORS (3) EAST to sea. MLEP disengaged. MWEC and OBLIVIATORS observed secure clean-up.

ROUTE: Approx: 65 miles avoiding high population towns and roadways; entered THE WASH via THE HAVEN at 05:37 PM.


MUGGLE-WORTHY EXCUSE:

Initially proffered GAS LEAK. MUGGLE POLICE expressed doubt. Excuse modified to include SWAMP GAS and CHEMICAL LEAK.


CASUALTIES:

  • TWELVE (12) MUGGLES afflicted
    • THREE (3) OBLIVIATED; CHEERING CHARM
    • EIGHT (8) OBLIVIATED; relayed to ST. MUNGO'S
    • ONE (1) KILLED; Adult Male, Elderly. relayed to MUGGLE HOSPITAL (Mansfield Community Hospital)

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REPORTING WITNESS:

  • Ari Sticks; undertaker